Will it be your birthday?
Are you going to mark the occasion of your birthday by posing for Playboy?
Birthdays! Where would we be without them? A lot younger, probably. But also a lot less sick of jelly, ice cream and animal balloons. Enough of the sarcasm, I hear you cry; why am I going on and on about birthdays? Because, oh marzipan-topped readers, Well Fan My Brow is having a birthday!
Yes, like that well-known supermodel who recently had a birthday with a number 4 in it, WFMB will shortly be celebrating a birthday which also contains the number 4. Actually, it will only contain the number 4. But still! A birthday! A birthday number 4!
Unlike that well-known supermodel, however, WFMB has no plans as of yet to pose for Playboy so just what should this little blog do to mark the occasion? Although I am currently on secondment to Southport - Southport, North Carolina - I have found time to gather a few thoughts on the matter. Below are some of my ideas so far:
Pose for the Railway Gazette (International edition)
Tastefully done, all private blog parts will be covered with a station master's cap/whistle
Pose for Buses: The World's Biggest Selling Bus Magazine
Could include a special 'route-master' of WFMB's nether regions
Pose for Practical Boat Owner
Centre page spread of the blog with the wind up its sails
Pose for Plane & Pilot
Cockpit shot of blog - X-Rated
Pose for Trams Magazine
Featuring a fold-out pic of the birthday blog astride the Manx Electric Railway
(If you are of a sensitive disposition, this may be too saucy)
So, those are my suggestions. What about yours? WFMB will not be hitting the big 4 until April but I would like to get the party started so please do send me your thoughts. I may even invite you to celebrate with me. May. I said, may.
P.S. I could just ask my assistant, Norv to pose for Playgirl.
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